STFUTTDLAGG - Yeah, It Means What You Think It Means (But it also means you're about to be obsessed with this t-shirt.)
For readers who know their acronyms, appreciate a good double entendre, and live for the kind of book that makes you blush—this is the tee. Garment-dyed comfort colors for that already-worn-in softness, this unisex staple is your new go-to whether you're deep in a five-chili fantasy or just trying to look hot while pretending to read at the beach.
With 7 colors to match every mood (or every morally gray man you’ve ever fallen for), it’s a closet essential for readers who want comfort, spice, and a little chaos.
Product Perks
Sizes S to 2XL for the perfect fit, no matter your spice tolerance
Double-needle stitching—because some things should last longer
Seamless tubular knit for a smoother finish than your favorite slow-burn
Garment-dyed so it feels as soft as your latest book hangover
100% US-grown cotton, ethically made and dangerously cozy
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
Do not bleach (save the damage for fictional characters)
Tumble dry low
Iron low if needed, or rock the rumpled look like the hot mess you are
No dry cleaning—this tee's low-maintenance, just like your fantasy boyfriend
